h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
m-essed-up: is it just me or do you wanna stab yourself in the eye with a fork when you feel like the unwanted friend ok nah maybe its just me
gymleaderfrank: If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
googlehomie: you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
I like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings...– Summer Finn, (500) Days of Summer (via sweetiehear-t)
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”